IXL

A website that teacher and school district use to torture their students to the point, that they throw their computers out the window,cuss, pull out their hair, and break things.

(The smart score is rigged against students)

Person one: Why do you have a huge bald spot and no computer?

Person two: I did IXL and it sucks

by Average student 101 November 18, 2020

IXL

this fucking website destroyed my grades saying you can touch cold fucking air like wtf. L got a fucking D-

Ixl got me grade grades.And it gave me a melted brain

by IXL is gay January 05, 2022

IXL

Hell and cancer having a child during math class

my son killed himself because of fucking ixl

by UPISNOTJUMP :/ June 10, 2020

IXL

a stupid website made by a braindead person (aka: paul mishkin) which causes 100% of all suicides. It is the leading death of children 6 and up. It rigs everything from questions to point system

Kid 1: goes to school
Kid 2: hey, why are you bald?
Kid 1: I was doing IXL
Kid 2: Oh yeah, Paul Mishkin is a bitch

by Ultimateidk November 10, 2020

IXL

if you actually play it in your free time you are an insane stupid bitch and you have no friends

boy 1: i do ixl in my free time
boy 2: are you fucking insane

by truesigmamale January 07, 2022

ixl

The most fucked up stupid-ass website where it feels like you are studying Calculus in Pre-K. Your parents and teachers force you to do this bullshit and it promotes ideas of questioning life, suicidal thoughts, depression, and emotional damage.

Paul Mishkin: Bro I am the best person in the world because I created IXL
The millions of people who went emo because of this and are about to start WWIII: B#tc! you gon' die ☠️

by JeemboJeembo March 03, 2023

Ixl

A stupid fucking website that is useless and doesn't teach kids like it promised.

Why did you get a F? You were supposed to learn, not fail.

The fucking ass-like teacher got lazy and assigned us Ixl instead.

Oh that explains it.

by The kid tortured with ixl April 04, 2019