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Bitches get itches

This is referring to a nasty bitch with an STD.
Bitches get itches; This is referring to a nasty bitch with an STD.

Dan: How was last night;)
Robert: Bad. That bitch got an itch.
by pot.atooo October 14, 2017
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my bitches itches

freind: dude, you in trouble

you: awe, my bitches itches!
by liam smithy December 27, 2008
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Gabe itches

When your gay bitches suck your balls when you are In you’re room.
Say Gabe itches 10 times fast
by Happy67@ December 9, 2019
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My pp itches

Just a group of boystory-straykids-NCT Stan’s that don’t know shit
1. Omg my gc my pp itches just sent me useless shit , I must now wheeze
by LilShithead November 30, 2019
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My biznitches itches

a.When one is extremly toxicated and the only thing they say that makes sence is My Biznitches itches
b.haveing complictions when drunk
A. shit i cant find my car key "My biznitches iches"!!!
b. Im gonna take my shoes off and putt my stocking on my head, "My Biznitches itches"!!
by Chelle and Stef September 15, 2008
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gabe itches

it is used to trick people into saying gay bitches in a stream, so in a live stream someone would text something along the lines of: do a collab with gabe itches!
Timmythe15junior12345: Do a collab with gabe itches!
Streamer: Who is gaybitches?
Timmythe15junior12345: You don't know who gabe itches is?
Streamer: No?
Chat: mf you're stupid, you just said gay bitches
by bleep4238 June 8, 2023
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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
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