iplod

To walk along in oblivion to one's surroundings whilst listening to music via headphones.

Those who iplod across the street without looking may end up as roadkill.

by Zak Walshon May 13, 2004

iplode

the act of blowing out one's eardrums as a result of playing one's earphones too loud.

Your turn your ipod up really loud so that you don't have to hear your nagging mother, girl/boyfriend, etc., but you turn it up so loud (becasue their mouths are so big) that you pop your eardrums.

by Ayesha C. DeRaville July 13, 2005

iply

Iply: I platonically love you. It means "I love you" in a non-sexual way. You could say it to the person you secretly love but just don't link them to this page ;;;

Bonnie: IPLYYYYYYYYYYY

Nate: what does that mean

by thepersonwhohasitall October 7, 2016

iPlop

To use your iPhone / iPod whilst on the toilet or (in unfortunate circumstances) to drop said iPhone / iPod in the toilet.

Guy 1: "The line is very echoey - where are you?"
Guy 2: "I'm in the toilet, it was a long one and I got bored. Thought i'd iPlop you"

or

{Depressed voice} "I was using the bathroom and my iPhone slipped out of my pocket. I couldn't grab it and had to watch it iPlop into the toilet!"

Similar to ipoop only more expensive!

by Stuey H(UK) June 25, 2009

iplay

to watch something on the website BBC iplayer

"did you watch Russell Howard's good news? It was awesome!"
"no i missed it, but i'm going to iplay it later"

by theSheenster April 23, 2010

iPlopophobia

(n.) 1. The overwhelming fear that you will drop your iPhone into the toilet after taking a huge shit.

I can't even take my phone with me to the bathroom because of my severe iplopophobia.

by I_am_lono February 27, 2015

Three-iple

A sandwich containing 3 slices of bread. 1 for the bottom, 1 in the middle, and 1 on top.

Hey Gavin, there is only three slices of bread left. Better make a Three-iple sandwich, you don’t want to be the dumbass that leaves a slice of bread solo!

by Shmegma the Great! January 5, 2023