IKEA

When you are hanging out with a girl and she won't allow the "dutch oven", simply con her inside a walk-in closet, shut the door, hold her, and let it rip.

She had issues with me giving her a dutch over, so I took her to IKEA then broke up with her.

by Jet Set Scott October 7, 2010

IKEA

Funiture place to get swedish funiture that is trendy but doesnt last a long time because it eventually breaks but the good part is at the end you can eat some $0.50 hotdogs with flys next to the soda machine

Hey lets go to ikea they have those $50.00 cent hotdogs mad out of swedish crap

by Andre1981 March 14, 2007

IKEA

Yes, IKEA is a "large Swedish-based furniture store that sells modern-styled furniture."

The stuff looks really good, but it's actually really poor quality. Most IKEA furniture is overpriced and it falls apart in a couple of months.

IKEA's furniture looks good but the quality sucks ass.

by *zodiac December 31, 2006

IKEA

Ikea

"Ikea" - Ghandi

by IKEA Offical March 2, 2020

ikea

A giant maze with furniture inside it.

guy1- Man I got lost in ikea last, i had to find the bedroom section and sleep there for the night.

by jjmchobo June 3, 2011

Ikea

(n)1. The greatest furniture store if you want to get rid of your children.

2. The rules of quality that Ikea stands by is to put it in a million pieces and make all the products just the slightest bit

crooked

I've been here for thirty years in this Ikea store, still trying to find my mother in all this furniture.

by YaBoyCheesecake November 7, 2017

Ikea

A large furniture store that sells everything in a million pieces.

(open something that unexpectedly needs to be assembled)"Shit! I got Ikea'd"

by ghetto500 July 20, 2003