When you are hanging out with a girl and she won't allow the "dutch oven", simply con her inside a walk-in closet, shut the door, hold her, and let it rip.
by Jet Set Scott October 06, 2010
Funiture place to get swedish funiture that is trendy but doesnt last a long time because it eventually breaks but the good part is at the end you can eat some $0.50 hotdogs with flys next to the soda machine
by Andre1981 March 14, 2007
Yes, IKEA is a "large Swedish-based furniture store that sells modern-styled furniture."
The stuff looks really good, but it's actually really poor quality. Most IKEA furniture is overpriced and it falls apart in a couple of months.
The stuff looks really good, but it's actually really poor quality. Most IKEA furniture is overpriced and it falls apart in a couple of months.
by *zodiac December 27, 2006
by jjmchobo May 10, 2011
(n)1. The greatest furniture store if you want to get rid of your children.
2. The rules of quality that Ikea stands by is to put it in a million pieces and make all the products just the slightest bit
crooked
2. The rules of quality that Ikea stands by is to put it in a million pieces and make all the products just the slightest bit
crooked
I've been here for thirty years in this Ikea store, still trying to find my mother in all this furniture.
by YaBoyCheesecake November 06, 2017
by ghetto500 July 21, 2003