IHTP

An acronym for the phrase, "I Have To Poop".

Dude, I gotta get off the phone because IHTP.

by DMBtunes July 13, 2007

iltfp

The opposite of ihtfp , It means 'I love this f***ing place" , most often used by optomistic, happy-type MIT hackers, rather than down-on-the-luck pessimist hackers.

This course is easy! ILTFP!!!!

by Chris L. December 30, 2003

ihfp

i hate fake people

ihfp theyre ignorant

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqaz January 8, 2012

itfp

in/at the first place; From the beginning, at the outset, before anything else

Why didn't you tell me itfp that you've decided to leave?

by kkwt August 15, 2022

itfp

In the first place --

Guy: What is his name?
Guy 2: You didn't tell me itfp..

by Meuca April 8, 2017

ihtpp

i have to pee pee

George: Hey man, brb, ihtpp
Mark: You have to what?
George: I have to pee pee, same thing as ihtp
Mark: ...Oh... k man!

by yomamasaidso April 14, 2009

intfp

short for "i need the Fucking Privacy"

i hate you, intfp

by kickin for "IT" May 9, 2018