I Win Button

More over the previous definitions, the "I Win Button" in the world of EvE Online is a pre-nerf expression referring to the Titans "Doomsday" Device, as it is a area of effect weapon, causing massive damage to everything around it.

As such it was called the "I Win Button" since (if anyone survived) the remnants were easily mopped up, nomatter how many they initially were.

Yeah, we were totally bringing that Titan down with our massblob, until the pilot hit the I win button and we were annihalated.

LoL I make win by I Win Button kthx!

by Faekurias July 21, 2007

heads i win, tails you lose

An annoying trick that your best friend likes to pull on you, hoping that you won't realize that both outcomes are in their favor

Let's flip a coin, heads I win, tails you lose

by ThunderSpider July 23, 2017

So can I Win.

Can I score with you. Aka can we have intercourse.

Dam girl you sexy, So can I Win.

by AnOnymOus M0us3 July 2, 2021

no evidance i win

Used in serious debate to refute all arguments.

kinda op.

You - "You are sus"
Me - "No evidance i win"
You - *Btfo'd*

by racism is fucking cringe August 4, 2022

I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!

Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"

by GlazeHer June 4, 2025

i clearly win

When someone beats someone else at something so bad that there is no way in hell it was a close call.

"WoW, your terrible. I clearly win."

by Jazzy fea August 23, 2005

I'd win

It's the phrase used when you're about to get bisected in half, normally through the waist like AMOGUS

Person 1: Nah, I'd win
Person 2: *Summons the writer and kills person 1 with plot*
Person 1: *Dies*

Person 3: It's Gojover
Person 4: Nowaying

by TheBiggestOfBirds November 3, 2023