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Hypersex

When you achieve an RPM of above 100 thrusts during a sex session.
"Ay, baby! Add me for some hypersex with hot, young girls "- Some random hot girl who added you on Facebook
"My ex and I would always have the craziest hypersex! You RPM is way too low!" - Your girlfriend
by Hypersexboy August 8, 2021
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hyperspace

1. A higher dimension of space existing outside of normal space where points in normal space are closer together, thus enabling apparent faster than light travel to be possible. Featured in Star Wars, Babylon 5, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and the Stargate series, among other science fiction franchises.

2. The fan membership of starwars.com

3. The plain of existence of a caffinated person
1. "Wow, hyperspace is really queer..."

2. "I can't believe that guy paid to join Hyperspace."

3. "Look at that guy with the Dew, he must be in hyperspace."
by Loamstripe June 13, 2007
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Hyperspace Express Route

What Earth will be demolished to make way for.
The demolotion orders are available on Alpha Centuri right now. I suggest you go there before it's demolished, so we can make a formal complaint.
by Jonah Rowley March 4, 2005
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hyperslut

1. A person who's hyperactive and willing to fuck anything with a pulse.
2. A not-so-famous person (Paris Hilton)who's so desperate for fame they'll sleep with any Hollwood A-List celebrity so that they could be somewhat known.
3. A ho with ADHD.
1. Hey Melanie, I was watching E.T. last night and that crazy ass hyperslut bitch Britney Spears shaved her godamn head!
2. Lindsay Lohan went from a sucessful child star to coke-head hyperslut in 0-60 seconds!
3. Bill Clinton cheated on his wife with his damn seceretery, that male-hyperslut!
4.Teacher: I want you all to meet our new student, Bobby.
Class: Hi, Bobby.
Sasha:Hey, Bobby you wanna go fuck during recess behind the swings?
Bobby: Hell naw bitch, I heard you was a sloppy hyperslut!
by carmelash February 6, 2009
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electromagnetic hypersensitivity

When your brother becomes aware of the surrounding radio waves, and shelters inside without electricity
"Hey, are you coming?" "No, I had to stop at Chuck's house to deliver his food because of his Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity."
by GUSFR1NG November 10, 2022
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hyzer

The tendancy for a golf disc to turn in it's natural direction. (left for a righty backhand, right for a lefty backhand)
Hey man, that dog-leg left is perfect for a natural hyzer shot.
by Ben Budd April 28, 2006
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Hypersocialism

The lifestyle adopted by shallow, ostentatious teenagers. Characteristically annoying and the dispair of people who find it all too pretentious. Hypersocialists are never alone, they are far too busy "going out having a laugh" and "being there for each other 4eva" to do anything worthwhile or solitary. Easily recognised by the relentless mundane chatter about pointless childish incidents incorrectly perceived by the hypersocialists to be amusing and original. They like to throw "wikid" house parties which generally involve drinking Strongbow and White Lightning and listening to the Wurzels (it was vaguely amusing only the first time) until the host gets fed up of being rejected by the many girls he has invited, and insists that everyone "phone for their rides". The evening is topped off by all the guests sitting on the garden wall "aiting for their rides" while the host goes to bed in a strop and The Wurzels play on.....
Hypersocialist: "Oh my God, it was like, so funny, Arron like totally ate a whole candle infront of everyone"

Hypersocialism gives teenagers a bad name
by RubyTuesday April 8, 2006
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