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Facebook hypochondriac

Someone who takes all sorts of stupid ass precautions to protect their facebook page against virus, phishing, spaming, and hijacking attacks.

This person constantly worries about getting viruses and likes to comment "SPAM" whenever you post links to videos on facebook.
Today, I changed my birthday, email address, name and I even deleted a bunch of freinds for no apparent reason in order to aviod getting a facebook virus. Some say I am a facebook hypochondriac.
by postitnotes July 5, 2010
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Hypochondriac

Someone who suffers and acts like they have ousted off an injury very far.
Lily: 'OMG, I broke my toe!'
Catherine: 'No you didn't, you just cut it, you hypochondriac'
by Guciemman May 11, 2011
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Hypochondriac Idiot

A person who thinks something is wrong with him all the time, like Mitchell
Mitchell: Hey guys my leg hurts so bad today.

Callum: Harden up you Hypochondriac Idiot your acting like a girl.
by Calman321 November 1, 2007
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Hypochondriacs

Something on the rise as the media convinces people that if you cough, then you have covid.
Shopper with hay fever: Coughs*

Public: Stares at the shopper

Shopper with hay fever: What are y'all looking at? I have hay fever you bunch of hypochondriacs.
by UltimateDoge July 24, 2021
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Hypercondriac

Someone who thinks they are constantly ill. Will google symptoms and actually believe that they have them and worse that anyone else ever before.
James Watts for instance !! Always ill for instance and likes to show everyone very closely how ill he is by blowing in their face !!! Is only ill whilst being watched though as soon as out of site has a miraculous recovery and forgets all about it until he is seen again.
Phrase Doing A Jamesy :: Someone who fains illness and likes to let everybody know all about it. But never wants to let anybody down but obviously constantly does.

A Jamesy will switch from one serious illness to another at the blink of an eye. The mysterious illness can mutate from anything from Diabetes to Headaches to some made up terminal disease within the same sentence.

Don't be like James and do a Jamesy !!!!
A Hypercondriac Jamesy "I have never been so ill Mr Matty im sorry to let you down Mr Matty "
by JAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSEEEYYY January 24, 2020
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hypochondriacts

hypochondriacts are people that contantly think they are sick or mentaly ill when there not
guy1:she claims to be mentaly ill but i checked her out and shes fine
guy2:ah just load that fucker up with placebo
guy1:gotta love them hypochondriacts
by deityman September 29, 2006
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Hyperchondria

Anti vaxxer: I don't want that poison vaccine funded by Bill Gates and Melinda Organisation. God gave me an immune system for a reason which is to naturally fight off infections.

Smart person: Covid has killed many people with a strong immune system. Plus, people can still develop long covid which is basically POTS Syndrome-like symptoms, but 10 times worse. Quit being a hyperchondriac and get jabbed.
by UltimateDoge July 24, 2021
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