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shower hyena

A late middle aged to older homosexual man that joins a health club in order to lurk around the shower room (usually fully naked) in order to gawk and salivate over younger men as they get dressed and undressed.

Typically characterized by a slumped posture, thin gray mustache and weasel-like eyes.
Yeah man, I bet he is a shower hyena...accidentally drop your towel and you will hear him pant like a hyena
by wrich73 August 6, 2010
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Hyena

A African scavenger.The hyena is more closely related to felines than canines.They are often thought of as filthy,mangy,scavengers,but they have been shown to catch their own food.Hyena mothers have been shown to take great care of their pups as well.Their jaws are made to crush bones.
They often are heard "laughing" or "giggling",but it is actually their call.They live in large packs,led by a female called the matriarch.The females eat first.
Wow,those hyena pups are cute!
by dogluv90 June 9, 2009
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laughing hyena

LAUGHING HYENAS:

Dick laughed at the wedding, and exclaimed "Oh Brother!", when his ex-girlfriend said "I do".

Willy laughed at the funeral when the Cardinal stated that Father Dickinson had been an excellent priest.
by Trojan Getcid July 2, 2006
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Demented Hyena

a girl that sits at the front of the class pulling faces and looking stupid
"Emma you look like a Demented Hyena" - Mrs Cox
by puka August 2, 2012
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hyenadragon

Fastest thing in existence
Omg he typed like a HyenaDragon
by JustBread October 1, 2020
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Brown Spotted Hyena

A cougar, but 10-20 years older. Characterized by looser skin, dated clothing, and a closer resemblance to your grandmother than your mother. Shares the same need as cougars to feed on the souls/cocks significantly younger men.
Hey, check out those cougars over there. Those aren't cougars, they're like 50. Those are brown spotted hyenas.
by calicanuck July 26, 2013
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Hyena

Noun: A Woman who wants to act like, be equal to, or boss around a man. A woman incapable of cooperating with a man. A woman who says she doesn't need men. A woman who thinks she is better than men. Can be pleasant, but generally has a disagreeable disposition. Negative and confrontational.

Often overlaps with feminist, womanist, and non traditional or modern women. The opposite of a Lioness.

Named so because female hyenas have a mock penis.
I don't understand how Bob let's his girlfriend boss him around and talk to him any kind of way. I could never deal with a Hyena like that.
by Cookie Credit Bureau January 18, 2022
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