Pittsburgh Fire Hydrant

When you're fucking a girl in the ass, but you have to piss REALLY badly, so you end up peeing inside of her intestines. As you pull out it creates a vacuum that unleashes a torrent of shit and piss from her asshole.

Man, I drank way too much red bull before fucking Christine yesterday, totally gave her a Pittsburgh Fire Hydrant

by ConsumerOfSouls July 11, 2016

Fire Hydrant People

High-waisted midgets with red pants and a big ass

See SNL weekend update. Stephon gives Seth the description of Fire Hydrant People. FHP make their living by providing live entertainment at NYC exclusive parties.

by L'LoKo April 27, 2010

hydrant

a bathroom or toliet.

does anyone have to use the hydrant?

excuse me a second, i've gotta use the hydrant.

by Jesse Colburn March 29, 2008

jeckyl and hydeness

Condition in which the carrier has constant mood swings.

One minute you are happy and the next you are sad. I am tired of your jeckyl and hydeness.

by Maximoff April 21, 2007

Cum Hydrant

When vast amounts of semen are excreted from the head of the penis.

Phyllis: Gurrrl, why yo eyes so messed up?

Brittany: I didn't realize Billy Bob cums so much; it was like a cum hydrant!

Phyllis: Oh! I've made that mistake before.

by Dr. Purple Cock February 5, 2014

israeli fire hydrant

when a girl squirts in the air and a guy jizzes in the same path to form a streamline of squirt/jizz that lands in the chicks mouth

me and rachel made an Israeli Fire Hydrant last night that went 3 ft high

by fat wood magee April 26, 2010

hydronifikint

when a liquid isnt the same consistency as it usually is.

"when you drink lemon juice, does your spit become hydronifikint?"

by moe moe daddy May 29, 2021