no hablo ingles

the perfect excuse out of any given situation.

random guy walks up to you and says, " hey do you know how to get to this resturant?"

you reply, "no hablo ingles." and walk away.

by donde estas tu pantalones??? February 4, 2010

hybrogen

The most bro-tacular, collar-poppinest, and pants-shittingly awesomest element in the universe

On the 4th day, Broseidon, god of the Brocean, decided to create Hybrogen

by TheCaptain23 May 2, 2011

Hiblong

Verb

1. The act of shoving one end of surgical tubing up your rectum with the other end attached to a breathing apparatus. The breathing apparatus is then passed around amongst friends.

While we were hiblonging I suddenly felt self conscious about the spaghetti-o's I had for lunch.

by bob.dorfman January 25, 2013

hyulox

The empty sad feeling after the orgasm that is much similar to when you leave the movie theatre and you want more but realize there is nothing left

Man, I had suck a devistating hyulox last night after I got down on Maria

by Hyulox master April 22, 2018

Hybotchery

The felonous act of slapping a low flying goose in the ass with a wet towl

When the Canadian Geese take off to fly south for the winter you get your towl ready and strike immediately upon take-off and you slap as many as you can before they get out of reach. This is an illeagle act.

by Bob Weakley January 14, 2004

hylophobia

Hylophobia, also known as xylophobia, ylophobia, and dendrophobia, is a psychological disorder defined by an irrational fear of wood, forest or trees.

The term hylophobia is derived from the Greek ὕλη hylo-, meaning "wood or forest", and phobo- meaning "fear".

by Aerosols May 19, 2016

hybroplaning

overuse of the word "bro" or any other form of it.

"brotown, let's listen to some brohemian rhapsody as we eat some bramen noodles."

"dude, you're hybroplaning."

by Le13ron February 27, 2008