Brotown

London, Ontario.
Nowhere else.

Brotown is basically downtown London, if you are going to a show tonight with your bro's.
Well then HELL your going for a night out in Brotown!

"hey dood, im STOKED to go to the show tonight!"
"yeah man me too! whos all comin tonight?
"i think the whole groups comin down to brotown tonight!"
"dood, this sounds SICK!"
"YEAH MAN!"

Brotown by Kris Cliche May 27, 2008

brotown

What you call someone present who no one else really likes. Only works if they don't know what brotown means

Phil: Oh no, here comes John, he's so annoying.
John: What's up guys?
Phil: Sup brotown?

brotown by ol drippy June 6, 2009

Brotowski 

The type of guy you've been with ever since you were 5. So you'll eventually call him Brotowski.

Jimmy: Hey Brotowski!
Jordan: Sup Broski!

Brotowski by Justin Drake May 20, 2014

Brotondo 

2 or more bros who are easily interchangeable between one another. If one Brotondo is busy, the other one(s) can easily fill his place.

Brotondos usually supply the bros with many brotivities, as well as a place to hang out / drink brewskis.

Also, Brotondos will never break the standard Brotocol written in the bro code. The bros usually have a preference when it comes to choosing which Brotondo to hang out with.

Bro #1: Yo, Call up the Brotondos, I got nothing to do tonight.

Brotondo by fiveonefour February 5, 2010

Brotonic 

A phobic response one uses when being accused of bromance.

"Yo Mike, I heard you and Phil saw the Cranberries play last night. Another bromantic night?"

"Nah, it was strictly brotonic, dude."

Brotonic by FTD November 9, 2006

Brodown Syndrome 

Disease quickly spreading through young males often caused by extreme head trauma sustained in mosh pits. Symptoms include running around in circles at hardcore shows, using the word bro in situations where there are no bros around, and inserting the word "bro" in random words. For example, if you hear the word "brogurt" in conversation, you are talking to a sufferer.

One can recognize a sufferer of Browdown Syndrome by his track shorts and wife beaters. Often he listens to pseudo homosexual music about being loyal to his friends. Oddly, the severity of the condition is inversely affected by how good the music he moshes to is. For example, moshing to Converge is a mild case of Brodown Syndrome, while moshing to the local talentless musicians is intense Brodown Syndrome. Referring to oneself as "Broseidon" is an example of advanced Brodown Syndrome, and one should seek immediate medical attention if that word escapes one's lips.

Doctor: "So it says here you suffered a concussion while moshing in your best friend's basement?"

Bro: "Yeah dude we were listening to Four Year Strong while we were pumping iron but it wasn't long before a brodown broke out and we started moshing hardcore."

Doctor: "And you've been treated for this before?"

Bro: "Yeah my last doctor was a true friend and gave me some Brodeine for the pain but I didn't take it."

Doctor: "Yes, it seems you are suffering from Brodown Syndrome. Get some rest, take off the headband, put on some pants and a shirt, grow the fuck up and you'll be just fine."

Brodown Syndrome by drums and hos September 29, 2009

Brotowner

One who wears straight-billed hats, tilted 45 degrees, and no more, to the right. They also partake in the wearing of dark colored dickies shorts, that are too long to actually be shorts. They wear high socks with such logos as, SR4, Famous, or the band Sublime. Over sized shirts are also very popular among them, but not too large because they are not gangster. All brotowners are white and frequently smoke Malboro smooths.

Travis Barker, leader of the brotowner revolution, helped start Famous Stars and Straps.

Brotowner by DONcrew! September 6, 2007