Hiblong

Verb

1. The act of shoving one end of surgical tubing up your rectum with the other end attached to a breathing apparatus. The breathing apparatus is then passed around amongst friends.

While we were hiblonging I suddenly felt self conscious about the spaghetti-o's I had for lunch.

Hiblong by bob.dorfman January 25, 2013

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hublongous

an extremely fat and obese person that is beyond huge but not quite humongous

That guy over there stuffing his face is hublongous!

That girl on that national geographic show was hublongous!

hublongous by RynoMilo December 24, 2008

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hoblongly

An adjective which would describe ones mediocre ability to complete a task.

Due to his belief that he knows it all and has experienced it all, Mark hoblongly completes assigned tasks.

hoblongly by wBwJaG November 17, 2011

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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