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A watch brand for people with more money than sense

This is a fashion watch brand with shit complications

Would you pay £10 k for a Daniel Wellington? No you wouldn't , so why would you buy a Hublot

Man up and buy Rolex/Patek Phillipe/AP/Richard Mille/Omega
James : hey Nico do you like my Hublot?

Nico : Fuck off with your shit watch you fat retard

James : ok
Hublot by Astudent6942084 October 5, 2021
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A swiss high end watch maker. Hublot's most common watch - the Big Bang, is mostly owned by big ballers. Sadly, it is commonly replicated, therefore tools buy the replica to try to look cool.
Random Guy: Is that a Hublot?

Me: Yes.

Random Guy: Damn son, your the big baller swag.

Me: I know.
Hublot by That one baller September 17, 2013

the hublot 

Fisting whilst wearing a watch
1) Wow her ass was so loose I almost lost my watch , she's not getting The Hublot again
2) I went so deep with The Hublot when she opened her mouth you could tell the time .
3) I asked my wife " What do you want for xmas ?"

"A Hublot " she replied .

$10k for a watch , that bitch is dreaming .The anal sex has dried up and I can't remember the last BJ I had . So I went out

and bought a $10 watch and a jar of Crisco .On xmas day I snuck out of bed ,put on my new watch and put my hand in

the jar of Crisco .She woke up screaming with my fist up her arse and I said "Merry xmas darling , here is The Hublot you

deserve.
the hublot by Swiss gent October 30, 2018

Hublopping 

The act of purchasing high end goods ect
“Hey bro yeah last night was crazy we went out hublopping and had the wildest night”
Hublopping by Tullypump December 8, 2020
A porn hub and halo activity. Mostly used to signify it will be a chill night of jerkin off and playing halo 4 among friends on xbox live.
Friend 1: Want to go out tonight man?
Friend 2: Naw bro, it's gonna be a hublo type night for me.
hublo by tomgesch January 3, 2013

hublongous 

an extremely fat and obese person that is beyond huge but not quite humongous
That guy over there stuffing his face is hublongous!

That girl on that national geographic show was hublongous!
hublongous by RynoMilo December 24, 2008
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