Hurtado

An extremely dank meme dealer, known and loved by everyone.

Person 1:"Who's your meme dealer?"
Person 2:"It's Hurtado."
Person 1:"Holy damn, isn't he the godfather of all memes?"

by HurtadoS05 September 17, 2017

hurtdick

essentially a pathetic asshole; someone who is has no justification nor right to their douchebaggery.

wow, the jersey shore is full of hurtdicks

by narnia07849 August 22, 2011

Hurrdurring

Verb: it's what business majors, the Tea Party, viewers of Fox News (especially Glenn Beck), and religious fundamentalists do; a form of wallowing in supreme idiocy with unfounded arrogance and bliss.

This moron is hurrdurring so hard _I_ am losing IQ points.

by Mashed_beer November 24, 2010

Hurted

Hurted is something you say when it really hurts

I hit my head on a corner of a cabinet and it really hurted

by J.J20 November 2, 2018

Hurted

Past tense of hurt

That shit hurted

by thatshithurted24 March 4, 2019

hurted

The past tense of hurt. It is absolutely correct to use this term when using websites such as Facebook. Furthermore, your friends cannot ridicule you for using this term as it is absolutely correct (as previously stated).

Boy: I ate so much cheese that my stomach hurted
Girl: Don't you mean "hurt"?
Boy: No, it happened in the past, so it's "hurted"
Girl: Oh ok, you are so awesome.
Boy: Wrong, you mean to say "awesomest"
Girl: Thank you for correcting me
Boy: Your welcome

by captrow February 26, 2009

Hurted

Something that hurts

“You can’t fix stupid people.” Ur freinds says “soo I can’t fix you “ . That hurted

by Chill_C The Ice King February 27, 2019