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Hurtwood House

The place you want to send your children? The most *exciting school in the country (UK). Well make sure you are ready for A LOT of Money, Drugs, Asians, Russians and so on... Be prepared for weekly Medium Rare Fillet Steaks, Free Ice Cream Machine, Drug Tests and Enigmas...

The tight environment causes pupils to feel claustrophobic and cocaine is always handy on sight.
To enter the gates of the education centre you will be invited with 46 different pairs of disciplinarians trying to either bate you out or grind your leg like a dog.

YOU MUST:
Rate Trackies and old unwashed clothing And/Or Balenciaga and Vetements.
Do K,

Do X (not more than 2),
Do H (not as regular as daily Ritalin),
Smoke rizlas.

Musicals cost: £14,000(per evening) to make.
but its ok, they are well stacked.

JUST MAKE SURE YOU ARE TOO..... £50,000< per yr per prsn.

If you decide to join make sure you are also a prick because you would fit right in.
*EXPENSIVE
'What school do you go to?'-
"Hurtwood House"-
'Fuck your cool mate!'-

(Irony).
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Hurtbagg; Hurtbaggin'

refers to a situation or person that is unfavorable or undesirable or anything in general that sucks. Can also be affectionate if used sarcastically. Can be used as both an adjective or noun.
Man, that movie was really hurtbaggin'!

Dude you're being such a hurtbagg!
by Andy Board March 2, 2004
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hurtbag

1. a person who is heavily under the influence of drugs of alcohol. 2. a dirty, poor, or otherwise unsavoury person. 3. the prefix "hurt" can also be attached to other words to describe a state of disrepair, or stress the crapocity of said object
1: "Adam smoked so much pot tonight. He is such a 14 year-old asian hurtbag." 2: "oh man, that homeless man is a hurtbag." 3: "Shit, that Honda Civic is such a hurt-mobile."
by Brian September 2, 2004
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hurtbae

Someone who gets their heart broken, gets cheated on, or who gets done wrong in a relationship.
me: RayRay just cheated on me for like the 15th time, i just want to die
friend: its okay hurtbae, you'll be fine
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hurtbag

Shedding as much responsibility as possible while whining incessantly when executing a specific action within list of responsibilities.
Stop being a hurtbag and do the dishes. Stop hurtbagging and clean the house.
by rileyUD October 19, 2010
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hurtbarn

The Morning after partying and your so hung over that you feel as if your in a barn full of hurt...The "hurtbarn"
"dude last night was wild, yea! i'm in the hurtbarn forsure"
by McKolay May 20, 2008
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Hurtlocker

The act of farting into a girl's vagina to set up a queef for when their boyfriend comes around later.
"He almost put Carlin in the hurtlocker"
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