hump

the person sitting in the middle of the back seat, not to be confused to the middle seat in the front which of course is the bitch seat.

I didn't notice the fuzz following us because tall-ass Jason was sitting hump & I couldn't see out the back.

by lift-ticket July 30, 2006

Hump

When you thrust your dick into someone's ass.

John: Are you having sex tonight?
Ben: Yeah, i'm gonna hump her ass real heard tonight.

by Didacus_ May 30, 2018

hump

Hump - hump on a camel, other animal or act of human or animal sexual nature.

"Can to get your dog to stop humping my" leg!!

by Christopher De Rycke December 6, 2006

hump

yo, last time i checked, this wasn't a sexual innuendo, it was how animals "make babies". am i right or am i right?

Man#1: Hey, look at our dogs.
Man#2: Oh my gosh, i think Rover is humping Bitsy!
Man#1: Get ready for some puppies, then.

by fa la la la la April 7, 2007

Hump

A action done by two people, where one person grinds on the other persons genitals, can be done with or without clothing

Xenon has always dreamed of humping Rosetta, but it has yet to happen. :(

by theladywiththewords August 5, 2019

hump

to carry a lot of heavy shit

"The sargeant made me hump the M60 in addition to the 50lbs in my ruck sack."

by Allie February 4, 2007

Hump

Lazy worthless person that needs to get off their ass and get a fucking job.

Tim you stupid hump do something with your life and get a job.

by Asstin_powers123 April 1, 2017