Kurt Hummel

A character on the FOX TV show "Glee". He is life. He is Love. He is VERY GAY. He carried to show

My favorite quote:

"bitch took my pillow" - Kurt Hummel season 4

by blue-green28 March 15, 2021

Hummel Pummel

A series of sexual acts in which one partner is tied to the bed and spreads her legs while the other acquires pushpin needles to push through her nipples, then proceeds to head-butt her vagina 7-10 times, thrusts his or her whole arm into said vagina, grabbing on to whatever they can and yanking the contents out.

"Dude, why is Kristin walking so funny today?"

"Oh I totally gave her the Hummel Pummel last night"

by cgormzzzzz December 22, 2009

hummel that shit!

has yet to be defined, but is typically used in a beer pong setting.

somebody is about to take a shot...
"hummel that shit!"

by hummel lover April 4, 2009

Shelby hummel

She is the most beautiful, thoughtful and athletic girl in the world. With eyes that’ll make your heart drop, a smile that lights up the world and her voice which is so perfect and reminds you of angels. She is full of natural beauty and looks amazing without makeup and doesn’t know it. Has a sensitive heart because of all the time it’s been broken. You don’t wanna break her heart because she’s one of a kind and you should know never to leave her because you won’t get anyone better

Person 1:Remember that girl you used to date?
Person 2: who shelby hummel?
Person 1: Yeah,you shouldn’t have lost her she’s perfect

by Yup_thats_me July 18, 2019

Kurt Hummel

An unproblematic character in the show glee Who has an on and off relationship with Blaine Anderson he’s obviously one of the best characters though he lets Rachel and everyone else walk all over him

You’re so gay and awesome just like Kurt Hummel

by hi_im_ELLA June 26, 2021

Jayse Hummel

A young and handsome young man that is extremely charismatic. Will some day rule the galaxy.

That Jayse Hummel is destined to rule the galaxy.

by Maybe.me.who.knows November 13, 2021

Hummelic Maneuver

One participant is choking when the other runs up, drops their pants and gives the choker the heimlich maneuver while fucking the choker in the butt.

"I just got my certification in the Hummelic Maneuver!"

by axeman37 May 2, 2010