Hubert's Constant

The length from the foot of a bar stool to the nearest support. Has an effect on how far the stool's leg can be inserted into somebody's ass. Part of an equation explaining how many gay men a bar stool can support whilst upside-down. This number is derived from the depth of a man's ass named "Hubert". This number is approximately "2.167 feet", "0.660502 meters", or "26.004 inches."

Can all four of us sit on that stool? Let's see if it meets Hubert's Constant.

by Inevitibility June 6, 2015

Hublot

A watch brand for people with more money than sense

This is a fashion watch brand with shit complications

Would you pay £10 k for a Daniel Wellington? No you wouldn't , so why would you buy a Hublot

Man up and buy Rolex/Patek Phillipe/AP/Richard Mille/Omega

James : hey Nico do you like my Hublot?

Nico : Fuck off with your shit watch you fat retard

James : ok

by Astudent6942084 October 5, 2021

Pornelius Hubert

Pornelius Hubert is the original name of Pornhub. It was named after its creator way back in 1869

Pornelius Hubert founded Pornhub way back in 1869 as a way to share his collection of photos with the world

by rudetabaga July 27, 2020

Hubert Cumberdale

1. Someone who tastes like soot and poo

2. A finger puppet created by Salad Fingers as an imaginary best friend. He occassionally appears along with Salad Fingers in his dreams/fantasies. In Episode 5, he has apparently been renamed 'Barbara Logan Price'.

1. Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo!

2. Well, if it isn't... uhh... Barbara... Logan... Price. I've made you a friend-hat.

by TheEye5000 April 10, 2005

Hubalooba

A wave like force that you find at the beach. Once a wave hit the sand surface, or when the wave crashes it rickashes of of the sand and creates a bubble which can suck you under water and could kill you. There is only 6 types of hubalooba's discovered so far. These are the types from smallest to largest; Super hubalooba, regular hubalooba, mega hubalooba, Supa hubalooba, spence hubalooba, and the hubalooba of '93. The hubalooba of 1993 does not have a name. it occured in Cape May, New Jersey in 1993. everyone on the beach was killed, it was a horrible hubalooba. The Hubalooba of '93 is rated way above the spence hubalooba, but the hubaloobas in between have not been discovered yet. There are Such things of Hubalooba hunter, that hunt hubaloobas. this is a very dangerous job and you have to be very skilled in order to not get killed. The worst hubaloobas happen in Cape May, but some have been reported around the world. Very few people know that hubaloobas exist and get harmed from them.

Darien got sucked under by a hubalooba.

Austin is a certified hubalooba hunter

When Savannah was swimming, she got sucked into a hubalooba and died.

by Darien Aubinoe April 6, 2008

Hubert

The most amazing person in the world. You will never meet someone like that in your whole life. Take the change, be with him.

I want to be hubert!

by bubu13 February 6, 2010

Huber morning

Waking up Looking extremely beat and exhausted. Wake up wearing different clothes than the ones you slept in. No energy to move body. Smell like Raging Hot Chicken, weed, fruit roll-ups, and ton dog

Mom and Dad: Bitch you look beat as fuck
Me: sorry just having a Huber morning

by Female7777777 September 30, 2019