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the peter howitt

a "late in the evening" sex act where four strapping young lads in bowler hats "go to town" on a drunk or unconscious slapper.

usually conducted in an upmarket apartment or hotel room, a move popularized by late 1960's swinger "Peter Howitt"
last night me and the fellas met this east side slapper, so we took her back to the Mayfair poking palace and showed her the peter howitt.
by the phantom May 23, 2004
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HowToGAMIT

How To Get Around MIT. A publication available for MIT students that describes the area in and around MIT, including locations of interest in the local area.
Let's look in HowToGAMIT to find the local radio stations.
by elbereth July 19, 2006
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HowToBasic

Derived from the popular and viral Youtube channel of the same name, the HowToBasic is a sex act in which you ejaculate on a woman's face and then smash and smear raw eggs all over her.
That hooker had to charge me double after I gave her the HowToBasic, but man it was an utterly egg-static experience!
by Terminus_Est April 16, 2014
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HowToBeTV

A rising YouTube channel.
The creator and main star of HowToBeTV (or HTBTV) is
Moh Sohrabi, an Actor, Comedian, and Musician.

Moh Sohrabi is 16 year old Iranian-American living in Virginia, and his wish is to become a famous actor. He states throughout most of his videos that rapping is just a hobby for him, unlike popular belief where people think he is trying to become a famous rapper, he says that Acting is his real passion.

Moh is also very open to his Muslim religion, mentioning it in many of his songs, showing that he takes pride in who he is, and is showing all new aspects of what Middle Eastern Muslims are like.

HowToBeTV is a YouTube channel where many different types of videos are posted up, the most recognized being the music videos.
Skits and Vlogs are also found on this channel as well.
"Hey did you check out HowToBeTV on YouTube?"
by HTBTV June 3, 2009
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Howittism

1. The art of being a cunt

2. Relaying a fact to everyone at least 24 hours after the event
I was in the office when that cunt Howitt told me something I had heard 3 days ago. A classic Howittism
by bad.words November 15, 2010
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street howitzer

ill take the 9 mil, u carry the street howitzer.
by utizzle January 11, 2008
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Boner Howitzer

The Boner Howitzer was originally a concept invented by two kids in Kentucky. Its origins can be traced to a combination of Jewish-based hilarity and Penis-based comedy. The two came together to form the "Boner Howitzer". Typically, this is used as an expression of something being funny.

This term has also been used to describe a post-medieval style cannon shooting what appears to be a large phallus ejaculating upon itself at extremely high speeds.
Guy 1: "BONER HOWITZER!"
Guy 2: "WTF?"
Guy 1: *chuckle chuckle*
by Bhowitzer69 April 29, 2009
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