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Dirty Howe

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except that after you Swisher (a fart that passes by your balls) , you rub the moisture from the back of your nuts under your own nose, along the upper lip leaving a moustache like residue.
I was sitting in the bleachers on a hot day and I swishered. Then I had the novel idea to head to the bathroom and give myself a dirty howe.
by abigfan123 July 13, 2011
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Jackie Howe

Named after the legendary Australian sheep shearer who set various sheep shearing records, the "Jackie Howe" is a navy blue (or white) Chesty Bonds singlet which fits loosely around the arms and neck for mobility. It is longer in the body to allow for more coverage of the lower back when bending down so as to prevent one from "catching a chill". Jackie Howe's are sometimes foolishly referred to as "wife beaters" - everybody knows this is wrong: in Australia the term is "wife basher". "Wife beater" is also a wanker American expression which simply refers to form fitting, white singlets for men. The Jackie Howe, however, is so much more than this. It is a symbol of great Australian history and doubles as an excellent, comfortable and versatile piece of clothing.
Some fucktard just called my jackie howe a wife beater. I'd better teach them a lesson about respect.
by Jay Plane August 20, 2010
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gordie howe hat trick

term used in hockey when a player has a goal, an assist, and a fight, all in one game. named for the former great Gordie 'Mr. Hockey' Howe, who could score goals, but also liked to fight.
"Last night, Jarome Iginla scored one goal, set up another, and beat the piss out of Alexander Ovechkin."

"That's a Gordie Howe hat trick."
by dbros December 29, 2006
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Tanner Howe

The sexy singer for a band called Disco Curtis. Contrary to unpopular belief, he is not Edward Cullen's twin because he is much, much more good looking. Se also: Disco Curtis
Tanner Howe is hawt, I want him to serenade me with 'Surprise Me'!
by dollfacejkycdktc April 4, 2010
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Martha Howe-Douglas

The woman in the group known as six idiots and 'them there'. She has played many roles in the film they made (Bill) and is the protagonist (and also the antagonist for a bit. Just watch it) in Yonderland. She also plays one of the ghosts in BBC ghosts and was in horrible histories.

She is rada trained (apparently) and is also an incredibly talented actress (apparently) and hot (apparently (not that I'd know anything about that hah...)).
Person 1: who played Cleopatra in horrible histories?
Person 2: Martha Howe-Douglas
Person 1: and who played the presenter, Sam in horrible histories?
Person 2: also Martha Howe-Douglas
Person 1: I refuse to believe that
by Pigeonsgobrrrrr November 28, 2021
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Kieran Howe

Kieran howe literally means bLoNdE and has forehead big. Also knOwn as Kevin
Nobody:
Aeroplanes: Let's Land On Kieran Howes FOREHEAD
by Jack Lakin October 5, 2019
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Dirty Howe

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except that after you Swisher, you rub the moisture from the back of your balls under your own nose; along the upper lip leaving a moustache like residue.
Sitting in the bleachers I swished, and then went to the bathroom to give myself a dirty howe.
by abigfan123 December 2, 2011
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