Houston high

School with an identity crisis- is it in Germantown or Collierville?
Does it have snobby white girls in their dads jeeps or trashy black soundcloud rappers?
Are the teachers rude and unhelpful or are the kids ungrateful little shits?
The answer to these questions will always be both.

Jeez dude, you go to Houston high? When's the last time your classmates weren't assholes?

by CigBlappa January 30, 2019

Brooke Houts

a bitch who uploaded a video of her abusing her poor innocent dog on youtube. She needs to be taken down from Youtube and her poor dog needs to be taken away from her. She is the most hated youtuber

Brooke Houts is a dog abuser

by Brock Lesnar Fan August 8, 2019

holta ka

derived from the spanish alphabet letters J (holta) k (ka) also meaning just kidding

Jake: i hate you with the burring passion of a 1000 sons
Bella: why would you say that... you're horrible
Jake: HOLTA KA !!!!!

by Jake, bella and dilly December 16, 2008

Houtsa

She is usually the type of girl to spend hours playing video games or watching anime without realizing that it’s 3 am and hasn’t eaten anything. She is super pretty and will always think otherwise. Not the brightest of the bunch but will make you laugh til you pee

Friend 1: Man she stays up all night
Friend 2: She’s definitely a Houtsa then

by jobba da hutt June 29, 2021

hair hatted houligans

A word coined by comedian Tommy Sotomayor describing a ratchet female, typically exhibiting bad behavior in public,mostly criminal and wears hair weave. The identifying characteristic of this weave is that it looks obviously unnatural and fake making the weave look like a hat rather than her real hair.

1)News report-shows mugshots of women with blond wigs on in news report. Viewer says "Them hair hatted houligans were caught shop lifting at Walmart".

2)Store owner to cops-"Three hair hatted houligans had a big fight and tore up my Waffle House!!! Get them outta here,arrest them all!"that

3)Simps standing on corner at liquor store staring lustfully -"Those two hair hatted houligans with all them kids got some big asses, lets go holla at them bitches!"

hair hats hair hatted houligans weave bitch bitches hoes hoe whore whores simp simps nigga niggas

by redbonegal September 15, 2013

CityCentre Houston

The new urban community in West Houston/Memorial. Built during the recession of the 2000's, it defies the bad economy with succesful high end stores, eateries,bars, and ridiculously expensive residences.

Located in one of the wealthiest zip codes in the country, patrons are part of the executive, upper class that prefer urban areas and convenient locations, to the sterile suburbs and grueling commutes.

CityCentre Houston is the current it place to be for upscale,west side crowd.

by CityCentreGal May 21, 2011

jillian holtzmann

Brilliant scientist and hardware expert. Confident in her brilliance and comfortable in her strangeness. Rocking her "screw you" necklace, and overalls, she is sure to melt your heart with a single wink. Fans recognize her by her yellow goggles, electrifying hair and right dimple or "as queer as salty parabolas". Her ship with fellow ghostbuster Erin Gilbert has been rising in popularity as holtzbert.

Paul Feig: Look at that glorious weirdo!
Person: Who?
Paul Feig: Jillian Holtzmann!

by Kmcholtzmann February 5, 2017