Honorable Discharge

When an opportunity to cheat on your girlfriend presents itself, but you decide to just jerk off instead.

"Maddie was out of town, and this chick at the mall was giving me fuck me eyes. I didn't take her home though, I just went to the bathroom for a quick honorable discharge."

by The Nigerican January 10, 2015

Honorable

The act of being a true gentalman but also has flaws but does not lie cheat steal or purposely do harm to others but will if his code is trampled on by jealousy

Proud to be honorable

by Rollin thunder November 20, 2018

Hodorable

The words hot and adorable combined to make Hodorable.

Another word for cute/adorable

The girl in the glasses is so hodorable.

by Biffz June 25, 2010

Hadorable

The act of being simultaneously hot and adorable. Rare but it does exist

Phil Lester looks so hadorable in that picture, how can that be possible??

by bandtrash666 October 4, 2016

honorable dimension

The measurements of a "hot-chick" contestant who didn't quite win a "pin-up model" prize, but was still a very close "runner up".

A few somewhat-older ladies have retained such trim figures and stunning looks that they might actually be able to win "honorable dimension" status in a beauty-contest with many younger chicks.

by QuacksO June 8, 2019

honorable mention

another word for last place in a contest or race, also used for a position very near last place. it is often used by the family and friends of the "mentioned" as they congratulate his/her effort

Example 1
Person 1: "Poor Stan recieved an honorable mention in the local marathon."
Person 2: "Really? He was running all around the neighborhood for the past month in his new Addidas clothes..."

Example 2
Person: "Mary! How did that chili competition go?"
Mary: "I did pretty well, the judges seemed to love it, and I recieved an honorable mention."

by Sprocket33 February 23, 2010

honorable discharge

When the drill seargent ejaculates in the ass of a private in the Marine Bootcamp.

Did you see the way the Seargent was riding private Hage? Looked like an honorable discharge.

by Vanilla Typhoon September 4, 2008