Hot Handy

Essentally a hand job but where the person giving the hand job puts poop in his/her hand and then jacks off the person recieving the handjob.

I was expecting a regular handjob, but Betsy gave me a HOT HANDY!

by Bobby Billy Sue December 9, 2008

Ghetto Hot Hands

When you run your car for 40-60 minutes and then clamp the exhaust with your hands.

Man, stop bitching. If you so cold let me show you Ghetto Hot Hands.

by Jacks Dad May 17, 2021

Too hot to handle

It means you look fire or really good.

Me: How do I look??
Friend: Too hot to handle girl. You’re gorgeous.

by Lumirella March 1, 2019

Hot Tortilla Handjob

a jerkity jerk with a hot, buttered tortilla

The tortilla lady at CHuys looks like she gives a mean, "Hot Tortilla Handjob"

by Dutch Rudders Revenger November 1, 2010

Hot pocket handjob

The act of somone recieving a handjob from a third party but the third party is using a hot pocket

Sarah gave me the best Hot pocket handjob of my life man, she even ate the hot pocket

by Checkeredbackpack September 19, 2013

Hot Mill Handshake

Two men cover their Cocks in grease, dock. Then proceed to jerk the other guys shaft.

Kevin and mark got bored at work, so they got a handful of grease and gave each other the ol' Hot mill handshake

by Copco July 6, 2016

Hot'Lanta Handshake

Where a male vomits on his own erect penis, then uses the vomit as lube to jerk himself off. He then proceeds to catch his cum in his mouth.

I was going to invite my girlfriend over for sex, but decided it was too much hassle. So I gave myself a Hot'Lanta Handshake and went to bed.

by Handshakes for All May 29, 2017