Someone who has an uncontrollable fear of sexual situations ie a person that suffers from hornophobia. Hornophobes can be male or female, but most are female.
Bob: Wow that girl has has a really nice ass.
Jake: Yeah, I love it when they're nice and round like that but their still tight. She must workout often.
Rochelle: Oh my god! Did you just say something perverted again? Shut up SHUT UP! That is way too much info omg shut up!
Bob: . . . . ?
Jake: Don't be such a hornophobe. There's nothing wrong about sexual feelings. Just ignore her Bob, it's natural.
Rochelle: You guys like premarital sex, you're fucking sick! Why can't you just repress yourself like everyone else?
Bob: "To thine own self be true!"
Jake: Yeah, I love it when they're nice and round like that but their still tight. She must workout often.
Rochelle: Oh my god! Did you just say something perverted again? Shut up SHUT UP! That is way too much info omg shut up!
Bob: . . . . ?
Jake: Don't be such a hornophobe. There's nothing wrong about sexual feelings. Just ignore her Bob, it's natural.
Rochelle: You guys like premarital sex, you're fucking sick! Why can't you just repress yourself like everyone else?
Bob: "To thine own self be true!"
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My wife is such a hormonasaurus during her period.
The pack of Hormonasauruses are tearing that man to pieces.
The pack of Hormonasauruses are tearing that man to pieces.
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Get the Hormonasaurus mug.A disease that causes the infected person to be extremely horny all the time. The person will hang out around Curves and masturbate in the alley, almost as if possessed. Most money is spent on trinkets, flowers, and drinks for strangers in an attempt to get the target back to their home to watch a movie. Constant bathroom breaks. Any attention is good attention, and despite the size of the pants, they always fit extremely tightly. Wet spots left behind in seats, and a complete rejection of standing sometimes. Panting, and a lack of standards are also commonplace. Also known by its street name Hornstrosity, which can also be used as a noun. Treated by Dibido, which actually increases the horny if taken with wine or snorted.
Poor Steve, ever since he came down with that hornosis all he has been doing is watching 80s exercise videos and hanging out at rest stops.
Man, I am going to ask Tanya out, rumor is she is a total Hornstrosity and i need to get after that before they put her on Dibido.
Man, I am going to ask Tanya out, rumor is she is a total Hornstrosity and i need to get after that before they put her on Dibido.
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Get the hormonal seizure mug.A choice between an alternative that is awful and one that is unacceptable. Usually defined as "no choice at all," since one of the choices is likely to be totally unacceptable (death, starvation, death of a loved one held hostage, insolvency).
A person whose relatives have been taken hostage is faced with the Hobson's choice of rewarding someone who attacked his family, and having his relatives killed because of decisions he made.
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