horsecock johnson

Duder 1: "Oh you're Italian for real? Damn dude it must be pretty big then."

Duder 2: "Oh you know it. It's like 9 inches doggy."

Duder 1: "Oh snap! You straight up horsecock johnson!"

Duder 2: "I love you Americans."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

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holy horsecock

An exclamation preceding in a sentence to something exciting

Holy horsecock, I just hit a hole-in-one!

by Chris Aubertin December 19, 2008

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futa horsecock

Girl penis from horse

"Nice futa horsecock"- Harri
"Why thanks my dude I reared this shlong myself" -Sean

by Adolfo Chan November 29, 2020

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horsecock harry

a guy with a abnormally large cock.

i saw a horsecock harry yesterday.

by RustyDildo August 8, 2008

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phat horsecock

when a certain someone has the biggest, most massive piece of meat between their legs.

OH. MY. GOD. Do you see him? He has a phat horsecock! You can see it through his jeans!!

by TheScarpinator November 11, 2020

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horsecock motherfucker

(Noun)

Someone whom you don't know who's done something admirable or something you personally find great. Whoever the guy is probably has a massive horsecock because what he did was so good.

"yo I was in the drive-thru at McDicks and old dude in front of me in a beemer paid for my food let's fuckin GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"lol nice. who did that shit?"
"man idk, some horsecock motherfucker, that's all I know."

by 3i5 January 15, 2022

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