optimism

A college student looking in their wallet expecting to see money.

College kid 1: *checks wallet* Darn. No money. So much for optimism.

by scoop, muck, and dizzy. September 24, 2011

hoetitism

a religion for hoes. made by lilly becker, emma porter, and ella boyd. bible coming soon.

person 1: what is your religion?
person 2: hoetitism.

person 1: what is that?
person 2: look it up on urban dictionary.

by hoetitismleader June 5, 2017

optimism

an excuse for epic failing

(optimism) you get into a horrible car crash, but atleast you have insurance!!!!

by morocco monroe June 6, 2010

optimism

when you accept that you're dead inside

Friend: you should have a little optimism sometimes
me: I'M DEAD INSIDE! YAY! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

by Minty ravens~ December 18, 2018

optimism opium

the opposite of pessimism porn.
meaning people who rather believe in the fairy tales that the outside forces(ie such as God or the gov't) will keep supporting you and you can continue to be ignorant of current consequences.

economy is down the toilet, I still see enough optimism opium addicts.

by wayx3 April 22, 2009

Toxic Optimism

A rare condition found only in middle-class, white Americans. that blinds them to reality; can easily spread to other ethnic groups, socio-economic statuses, and in some cases even domestic animals.

The woman's toxic optimism blinded her to the fact that the young cop was scared and had an itchy trigger finger.

by Zeno11 April 1, 2019

Hoptimist

A person who believes everything is better with a good craft beer.

Let's go see my buddy Steve, he's a hoptimist, and he knows just the right kind of IPA to make you feel better.

by Coopers2013 December 10, 2020