Hooman

A miswritten word of "human" usually used by parrots when talking about their owner.

My pet hooman is great!

by HoosierGamer November 13, 2018

Hoooman

Hooooman is the king of owls,
He has a propeller on his head and has an arm with a hook on it, he has no feathers and has no eyes, he has sonar echoes.

Did you see Sir Vincent and his owl. Hoooman is complete fail.
Christina searched for answers along with her owl Hedwig. They saw Hoooman and shot him. Hooooman is complete fail so he cannot die

by The God King FTW June 28, 2009

Hooman

The actual definition is that it's a name for some Persian men, but it's now more commonly used as a substitute for human, used by animals like dogs, cats, and apparently parrots. It's actually a very cute way of saying it, especially if you use it with a cute voice.

Zis hooman be useless - he will not give meh le cookies.

by Kitsune Aya February 10, 2020

Grootastic Hoomans

These people are not afraid to have a laugh, they are the funniest and best hoomans to exist! If you have a Grootastic Hooman in your life you are completely lucky.

Person 1: Look at them they are the best of friends!
Person 2: Well DUH they are the Grootastic Hoomans

by Shady Van December 26, 2020

India(the hooman)

Literally the most reliable, honest, strong-willed, caring friend you will ever have. Girls with the name India may come off as weird or intimidating at first, but once you get to know them, you'll love them forever. India is always there for you and ready to support and defend you and your decisions. She's headstrong and organized, and may be bossy or judgement at times, but she is always looking out for you and making sure your happy. She's probably a Libra and will buy you really nice gifts as a way of expressing her love. She's really smart and will probably be hella rich one day and invite you to her fancy mansion. India's picky with just about everything, but when she's chosen something, it's usually the right chose. If an India chooses you be grateful. She's the best person you'll ever meet.

Person 1: What's a word that means stunningly beautiful and amazing?

Person 2: India(the hooman).

by ifallinlovewithpeopleoften May 21, 2020

Dirty Hosman

A Guatemalan simp who seems straight on the outside but secretly gay. A dirty hosman’s dream is to ben bent over and gang banged by two muslin guys only wearing speedos.

Josh is such a dirty hosman.

by Roaminglynx13 April 21, 2020

hooman

A fun loving guy who can be a little crazy at times...and also a little slutty.

Damn, that's the third chick hooman hooked with this week!

by Trixy April 1, 2005