hoofenhafen

A term used to confuse those around you and can mean whatever you want it to be.

Girl1: HoofenHafen?
Girl2: Hoovenhaveeeeennnnnnnn! 🤫
Boy1: What does that mean.
Girl1: whatever you want it to mean.

by RubberDuckBwoy February 21, 2019

hoosegow

Calabozo; jail; from Sp. "juzgado"

There were six drunks in the cell when I was in the hoosegow last weekend.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

Die Toten Hosen

Awesome German hard rock band, been around since '80s actually. Roughly translates to, "The Dead Pants". Compared to Rammstein or Oomph, they are a bit lighter but still hold their own and are quite popular. You can see their T-shirts and such once in awhile on popular band members here in the U.S. A lot of videos, check them out.

Schon Sein, many others, Die Toten Hosen

by Malibu times 2 October 23, 2013

Hooven

To be high

Bruh jack that weeds got me so hooven

by Footyume April 6, 2019

Hooseoisie

(hooz-wah-zee)Privileged red-neck class in the central and southern mid-west frequently seen at the Lake of the Ozarks in very expensive boats drinking and hollering. Combination of "Hoosier" and "Bourgeoisie".

Bill: Man, I can't imagine having so much money that I could spend it building a Monster Truck!

Tom: That's because you're not a member of the Hooseoisie

by wallace-yz August 10, 2008

Hosenscheisser

Someone who shits in his pants; a coward. (German)

"Er war so ein Hosenscheisser, dass er das huebsche Maedchen nicht anreden konnte." (He was such a pants-shitter that he couldn't talk to the cute girl."

by Nicholas December 21, 2002

Wreck The Hoose Juice

d, a Scottish phrase used to describe Buckfast Tonic Wine.

n, a slang term for Buckfast assertained due to the violence that often accompanies drinking the famous tonic wine

Stevie: "Jim pass me the wreck the hoose juice over"

Jim: "here u go but this time don't rip the door off its hinges

by The Fairy Sesh Mother July 23, 2019