Hoof

The process of eating food really fast

At dinner time I hoofed my spag bol In less than 2 minutes

by hoofer88 January 11, 2020

hoof

To floor it in a vehicle. Usually refers to an automatic as it only requires acceleration and no gear stick action.

"When I get to that road in my Range Rover I always hoof it"

by DXB09 August 12, 2009

hoof

walk

Go hoof to the store to get me more chocolates.

by tk August 03, 2002

hoof

another slang term for fuck. can be used around children, and the elderly.

"what the hoof?? that text was hoofed up, man."

by saintorsailor February 19, 2010

Hoof

Slang term given to {Marijuana} in Melbourne's North Western suburbs.

Hey man, do you want to go for a hoof this afternoon? I got 5 grams.

by Hoofmeister April 23, 2009

hoof

(v.) to kick hard, with a swinging leg action (no pivot). Accompanied by a deep grunting noise that can be easily mistaken for 'hoof'

I hoofed the ball into his face, giving him a nose bleed.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004

Hoofed it

To drive very fast to a destination

"wow you got here quick"

"Fuckin hoofed it down the m6 didn't I?"

by purpleschmurple June 07, 2016