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hoodwinker

A derogatory term for a Freemason. Freemason initiations involve 'hoodwinking' or blindfolding the initiate, and telling him all kinds of hocus pocus. Thus, every Mason is a hoodwinker in turn.
Those hoodwinkers are having their pancake breakfast again down at the Masonic Temple.
by sternwise September 30, 2006
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hoinger

"His hoinger remained flaccid and unused due to the lack of attractive females"
by Mike Smith February 28, 2004
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hooding

When you pull the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis over the head of another penis. This is a formal greeting ritual among some cultures, and to be hooded is an exxxtreme honor.
"Grandpa, what does hooding mean?"
"Let me show you. Pull down your pants. Prepare yourself for honor."
by bigtrick February 10, 2015
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Foodinger

Fooding: The process of finding, preparing, and consuming food.

Foodinger: A person who engages in the process of fooding.
Person A: Is she a foodinger?

Person B: Yeah she is really into fooding, she cooks for friends all the time.
by tictacastic December 9, 2012
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hoosedinger

Hoosedinger:

- the feeling one gets when they are desperate to know the meaning of a word but their brain somehow impedes them to remember, therefore, causing fustration and "upsetedness"

The history of Hoosedinger:
One day, Mr. Fitz went up to the board and said:
"I want you to draw a graph on a hoosedinger travelling along a ramp"
"What's a hoosedinger sir?" the student asked.
Sadly, nobody understood the explanation, and from that day on, hoosedinger got it's meaning.
A student is writting a test and suddently he gets a "brain freeze"
"Noo! Dammit!" he cries, fustrated.
"Oh... he is having one bad hoosedinger over there" another student comments.

Quote from a reliable source:
"I would rather understand what a hoosedinger is than to read my physics text book!"
by JustMe174 June 6, 2007
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Hamdingers

A small, bite-sized frozen ham sandwich on a biscuit. Much like today's "white castle" hamburgers; a popular frozen snack food of the late 1960's and 1970's.
"Jimmy, Don't eat that! There is a box of Hamdingers in the freezer!"
by Dravenxstardust February 26, 2009
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Hoopdanger

A simpleton esque expression used in moments of light disappointment.
" I am sorry sir, but you have finished dead last in the Parcheesi finals."

"Aaaahhh Hoopdanger!"
by Doctor Farintopoless November 5, 2009
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