False and Homosexual

A more fancier way of saying 'fake and gay'.

Guy 1: I sooo hacked my friends phone yesterday! Wanna know what I did? I changed the date and time! Haha!
Guy 2: I think we are all in agreement, I doubt any hacking was involved.
Guy 3: No, because we are not all nerds who cares about this.
Guy 2: Actually most of us do care, so your argument is false and homosexual.

by Lord of Fanciness August 12, 2011

homiesexual

Homiesexual, a word derived from homosexual. But its gayness with and for the homies. Because this gayness is conducted around and in the homies. It is not gay nor will it ever be. Since your homie, is always a homie and only a homie. You and them cannot be accountable for any actions that may sound gay.

Friend: "Did you jerk Kenny off last night??"
Me: "Yep, but its cool we homiesexual!"
Friend: "Oooh, did y'all say no homo?"
Me: "No need, we wore socks"

by Mr. Casey February 19, 2021

homisexual

When you and your homie are doing some low-key gay shit, but y'all are homies, so it's all good in the hood.

Me and my homie were cold, so we had to partake in some homisexual activity.

by Donwauu December 12, 2017

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion

The worst “ur” comeback posable, only to be used in life and death situations.

Bobby: hey billy
Billy: what?
Bobby: Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
*The ground rumbles.
* all the animals of the world crie out in pain.
*Billy falls to his knees facing the sky.
*Billy’s mouth opens creating a exit for the billions of tourtered souls of hell.
*Billy falls to the ground and the demons swarm to Bobby, crowning him forever king, For they know, to make Bobby angery, it to die.

by HeckenStop March 28, 2018

Homiesexual

When you’re gay for the boys but no homo though

Friend: Dude ur kinda gay.

Me: Nah man, I’m homiesexual.

by freaking weeb October 13, 2019

Heteroromantic homosexual

A person who is romantically attracted to the opposite sex but sexually attracted to the same sex

A heteroromantic homosexual girl wants to date guys but have sex with women.

by Me0601 June 8, 2018

Homiesexual

You’re completely straight, you may even have a girlfriend, but when you get around the homies you lose control. You may act out a sexual reference as a “joke”, but all of the homies know that we straight, just a lil gay when you bending over like that!

Homie 1: *bends over*

Homie 2: *grabs hips*

Bystander: “Damn, most HOMIESEXUAL thing I’ve seen in a while, but it’s cool.”

by Tundra Water February 3, 2020