homofactual

A person who can not keep his or her facts straight.

He is such a homofactual, he thinks Mexico is in South America.

by skabuck September 28, 2011

Homotextual

Black on black, white on white text.

Google penalizes sites which allow homotextual text in their PageRank system.

by Information Express September 13, 2008

Homoventual

A gay man who does not yet realize he is gay, though it is painfully obvious to those around him.

Ali told Geoff the Disney Princess he most closely resembles is Belle, and Geoff made a ten minute counter-argument about why he is Ariel. He's such a homoventual.

by Blenderhead36 November 30, 2010

Homotextual

the act of one Male friend to constantly text another Male friend for the express purpose of 'saying Hi' or to merely see how another Male friend is doing. This egregious act by a Male friend undermines the "Bro Code" by attempting to replicate a spousal relationship between the two Male friends

Guy 1: Hey Buddy
Guy 2: Hey, what's up?

Guy 1: Just thought I would say Hi

Guy 2: Hi

Guy 1: How's your day going?
Guy 2: Why do you have to act so Homotextual all the time?!? if you keep it up then I am going to break your fingers so you can't text me anymore

Guy 1: I don't even know who you are anymore? You are just so mean

by Billy BottleService January 4, 2011

homotextual

Someone aroused by messaging people of their own sex

Bill gets sexually aroused by messaging only men on his phone. He is believed to be a homotextual.

by Character Before Category March 18, 2012

Homotextual

A male who engages in text messages with another man in a gay manner but is not actually gay.

Russ texted Matt to come sit on his face, but has no intentions of actually doing it. He’s such a homotextual

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

homotextual

One who solicits gay sex over an instant message service or a mobile "phone". Or someone who has gay "sex" only through the already mentioned mediums.

That guy's not really gay. He's just a homotextual.

by Levesque May 2, 2006