Hoespeter

A “Hoespeter” is a person who was formerly a man hoe but now he has evolved and is not a man hoe any more.

Last year, that Hoespeter dated 18 girls, but now he meditates at 7 pm every day.

by urban definition writer May 20, 2019

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housetard

1. A person who is mentally disabled (a retard) that cannot leave the house.
2. Any person who fails to interact with the outside world in a meaningful way and who, therefore, should not be allowed to leave his/her house.

Jessica Simpson: Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Who let out the housetard?

by t-norm November 8, 2005

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Hoeset • hoesetta • hoeseph • hoesexual • hotset • HOESER • hoesey • hoesta • Hoestep • Hoester

Housetastic

Adjective used to describe fantastic house music.

The Black Eyed Peas song ' I Got a Feelin' is housetastic.

by DJ Everett July 2, 2009

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Hoeseidon

A hoe with such a whorish vigor for Tanning, Getting slammed, Hair extensions, and getting railed so hard that the amount of whoredom has endowed her with a copious degree of titillating power--thus turning her into a Goddess.

Not to be confused with any normal hoe, slut, or skank, she towers above them with her many ways of drawing an ordinary male's (or said male's sexual organs) attention.

Yea, you will love me, for you will soon know my awesome power. I am Hoeseidon, Queen of all the Hoecean.

Hoesiedon's thong has been said to cure any man's erectile dysfunction.

by Simon Bensen: Philanthropist April 1, 2010

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Hoester

Can refer to a slutty/non-slutty friend, who often leaves others/friends in the lurch.

1. Omg. This is the third time that he has left us hanging! Such a hoester.

2. At school, they call him -name eg Darren Hoester, he could never be relied upon to come to parties!

by cplnah August 23, 2011

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