Hearty P

Pronounced like “Cardi B,” a Hearty P is an episodic heart palpitation—your heart skips a beat.

Haven’t had a Hearty P before? Stalk your crush from behind some bushes and try not to get caught. Watch The Exorcist with the lights off. Or simply try to run a mile while trying to recover from your dollar store vape addiction.

Did you see that girl? She nearly gave me a Hearty P.

by cabbage-was-here April 24, 2023

Dorty horty

When you stick your wet finger in your girlfriends belly button and fart

My gf gave me a dorty horty last night and I came immediately

by Buttersnort November 19, 2017

hearty

slang for heart

search your hearty

by fluttershyy October 24, 2018

horty

laughable. able to laugh. worthy of ridicule.

u r acting like a horty ass! stoppit!

by Abe Carroll July 25, 2004

hearty

Used to describe something that is of excellent quality or top dog. Alledgedly originated from Raukura where it is most commonly heard among Raukura soldiers or among a game of touch (tachikawas).

Peter: Let's go boys hearty now bruvas (during a game of tachikawas)

Anaru: That was a hearty teetz

by pikiaoleague October 31, 2007

Hoart

An obnoxiously misused symbol, object or letter in a word or name.

Saying "c8" instead of "cake" would be a major Hoart.

by King Cong February 21, 2011

harty

Harty is the act of partying hard. It's an amalgam of two words: party and hard. Hartying takes place in nearly every corner of the globe, beginning typically on Thursday nights and ending early Sunday morning.

Hey, Gabe. Get on your drinking shoes. It's time to harty!

by T-Rapper February 25, 2011