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emotional hoarding

When you hold onto relationships, feelings or emotions too long past when they should have been let go
Its been 2 years, You should move forward he doesn't love you, why are you a emotional hoarding
by KICK USA May 19, 2014
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Pussy Hoarding

The act of trying to consolidate as many girls as possible at you or a close friends house party and then kicking out all their male friends so you can have free reign of the booty. This tactic works best with high school girls, because a. their friends are pushovers, and b. they can't leave since you just kicked their ride home out.
Bart: Do you want to go to Joey's party later on man?

Amundred: Nahh, he's just going to be pussy hoarding again. Last weekend that dastardly man kicked me out and tried to penetrate my girlfriend!

Bart: Waah?? That's mightily uncool, brosif!
by cumonacryinggirl September 4, 2011
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hoarding teh awesome

When something (usually in a group of things) is so awesome that it makes everything around it seem bad. This cool thing could be described as "hoarding teh awesome."
Mike: "That new CD I bought isn't very good. The first track was so kickass that all the other songs on the CD seemed awful by comparison."

Steve: "That song was totally hoarding teh awesome."
by SJS 3 January 12, 2009
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Holiday Hoarding

Buying tons of Holiday items(Mostly Food)to enjoy after the holidays are over. This does not only apply to Christmas, but any other commercialized holiday.
"Mom just went shopping, and she is definately going to be holiday hoarding some Christmas cookies. We're gonna end up eating them until mid-July.
by Your Moms Man November 30, 2010
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Dock Hoarding

When you have way too many icons on your dock on a Mac computer. When you try to take the time to get rid of one, you can't decide which shortcut to delete.
Leonard: Dude, you should delete some of those icons off of your dock. You have way too many down there.
Jared: I know man, I just don't know which one to get rid of.
Leonard: What about Stickies?
Jared: No way dude! I need a shortcut for that. How else will I be able to jot ideas down on the computer and have them read aloud by a robot?
Leonard: What about Chess?
Jared: No dude, what if I get bored?
Leonard: You don't even know how to play. You are totally Dock Hoarding.
by Leonard69 February 20, 2011
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passive aggressive hoarding

passive aggressive hoarding
when someone very subtly and gradually builds up a small area in the home or office of random useless bits of junk, but since it is just one area and relatively small it may not get noticed by others until it's too late and grown in size.
passive aggressive hoarding
Wife to husband 'Jeez whats all this crap in the corner in the kitchen?' Husband says 'I might need that broken cable one day, oh and i need that old mobile phone too, just in case'

This can be a problem for when a couple live in a small apartment and there's no space for a man cave.
by frog666 December 11, 2016
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hardening the carpet

The process of male masturbation which results in fluid being disposed of on the floor
"jimmy is at home hardening the carpet
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