hoblow

Arguably the most favorable (and often cheapest) type of blow job, a "hoblow" is head administered by a toothless and particularly boozed-up vagrant.

After getting repeatedly shot down at the bar, and not wanting to face further embarrassment, Dan's nightly means of sexual satiation veered quickly towards Henry the Hobo's "special" nickel hoblows.

by Erico Suave December 28, 2007

HoBlowin

The act of luring a homeless man (hobo) down a dark alley with a half eaten bologna sandwich and a shot of whiskey. Then you proceed to spread your ass cheeks in his face and spray shit on that bitch.

Dude, im exhausted from hoblowin last night. Will you rub ointment on my asshole?

by Tuck Mcgusterson March 7, 2011

hoblowjob

Giving a blowjob to a homeless guy for whatever loose change or bottles they have.

Example: Jenna had to give out 4 hoblowjobs to make enough money for bus fare home.

Jenna had to give out 4 hoblowjobs behind the bus stop to make enough money for bus fare home.

by PolliwogFire August 6, 2015

Hoblo

Stress relief lolly invented by some bogans from Logan, so that more people shall enter the glory of Valhalla. PAKISTANI FOREVER

Mike: Man, I've been feeling a little stressed lately, the doctor told me I had emphysema type-A and I don't know what to do?.

Jeffrey: Boy oh Boy, I've got the treat for you. Try a Hoblo, it'll make your day bruv.

Mike: omnomnom....Oh damn, this stuffs rad, it's almost as good as crack cocaine, cheers man.

by PAKISTANIVETERAN September 15, 2020

Hoblock

Adjective describing a person's cognitive thought process and nature that is easily sidetracked, especially in social conversation, be it one on one or in groups. Individuals who are Hoblock tend to be extremely creative, often prone to drifting off into their ceaseless thoughts and imagination. These traits especially manifest themselves during conversation, when being asked a question or when someone is attempting to gain the attention of a person that is Hoblock. Being Hoblock is neither good nor bad. Depending on the situation, it can be both a positive or negative experience, not only for the individual who's Hoblock, but to the person(s) whom they're engaging with.

"Can you believe how Hoblock she's being? I answered the same question three times before she finally realized that paying attention to a question that she's asking me might help?!"

by Player Of Words September 18, 2019

Hoblo

A whore who gives head.

JimHey Mike! Did you know I date Jessica now?
Mike Man. That Bitch is a hoblo.

by 13 March 26, 2003

hoblongly

An adjective which would describe ones mediocre ability to complete a task.

Due to his belief that he knows it all and has experienced it all, Mark hoblongly completes assigned tasks.

by wBwJaG November 17, 2011