hmcftlr

Short for "Hack my cock for the long road". Used as a funny little joke every now and then.

Guy 1: HMCFTLR
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Do you know what it stands for?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Hack my cock for the long road!
Guy 2: lmfao!

by oofman420xd January 7, 2021

HMCFTS

Acronym for HOT MESS CLUSTER FUCK TRAFFIC SITUATION. When a person is vehicle trying desperately to get a point of destination but the traffic is gridlock. Can occur all times of day.

You: “Hey I just left work to meet you at the restaurant but I’m stuck in an HMCFTS.”

Friend: “I move the reservation to later time.”

by Madpotter Chicago March 5, 2023