hitler's kdr

The kill-death ratio of Adolf Hitler, which is 6,000,000 kills to 1 death, making him the best first person shooter gamer EVAR.

John: Hey, what's Hitler's kdr?
Jack: It's OVER 9000!!!!
John: What? 9000!?

by mlitj frest meat April 11, 2011

Pulled a Hitler

Golfing term. It applies to golfer who finds his ball in a sand trap, or bunker and it takes them 2 swings of the club to escape the sand trap or bunker. Like Adolph, they needed 2 shots in the bunker.

Me: "Dude, Ben really shanked that ball... Then he totally pulled a Hitler"
Pete: "Do you mean..."
Me: "Yes!!! Two shots in the bunker... whatta doof"

by Rex Uranus December 8, 2021

Pocket Hitler

There are many nicknames in Texas Holdem Poker. For example a pair of aces is called "pocket rockets". The nickname "Pocket Hitler" means you have a pair of eights as a starting hand. The 8th letter of the german alphabet is "H" and two times the 8th letter is "HH" wich was used in the Third Empire to shorten the "Heil Hitler" salutation.

A pokerplayer: "Holy shit, I went all in with a Pocket Hitler and had to wait until the river showed me another eight!"

Another pokerplayer: "You lucky basterd. I started with a pair of kings and thats all I got!"

by Franck Rosenblatt May 25, 2012

Hitler Wikipedia Game

A game with the object of reaching Hitler's Wikipedia page by clicking on "Random Article", then clicking links in that article to get to other articles, until eventually you can find a link to Adolf Hitler's page. There are rules against using the "find on this page" option in your browser, and there is sometimes a time limit on how long you can spend on each page. Your score is determined by your number of clicks before clicking on Hitler's page. If you reach Hitler's page by clicking on "Random Article", you win the game forever and are probably Jesus.

me: Yo, this computer class is so boring, lets play that Hitler Wikipedia game.
you: okay...*click*...OH MY GOD HITLERS PAGE CAME UP WHEN I CLICKED RANDOM ARTICLE!!!
me: HOLY JESUS!!!!!!!!!

by katienicoleeeeeeeee October 21, 2010

Hitler-Flip

mid. 2. Tilidin comp. STADA® 200mg Tabs ,300-400mg Coffein (Tablettenform), 800mg Ibuprofen und eine Flasche Cola 2L

Digger ich fühl mich wie auf Panzerschoki , grade richtig im Pervitin Flash, das ist so Hitler-Flip , der war so ein Geeker !

by ★44-chan ★\>_</ February 20, 2022

hitlers gas bill

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he needed alot of gas -( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___卐卐卐卐

damn hitler killed alot of jews so hitlers gas bill must be huge

by killer of za jews September 12, 2017

Hitler Youth Haircut

The hairstyle, also called an "undercut", which was popular in the 1920s - 40s, which has once again become fashionable in the early 21st century. The haircut is characterized by long hair on the top of the head which is parted either way, and having the sides and the back of the head buzzed extremely short. The hair on the top of the head is often held in place by some type of styling gel or wax. The haircut was especially popular among the various military and civilian organizations of the National Socialist Party. Essentially, it makes men look like they belong in the Hitler youth, or some sort of Aryan fascist.

Person 1: Dude, what kind of weird haircut does that guy have?
Person 2: Oh, that's just a Hitler Youth Haircut.
Person 1: That guys is trying way too hard to look like Ryan Gosling.
Person 2: I know, what a douche.

by TOTALLY_NOT_A_JADED_PERSON July 26, 2016