Hippothotamus 

A large heavy set thot!

Look at that HIPPOTHOTAMUS yonder!

Hippothotamus by Mz.Kitty June 23, 2014

hipposcrotamus 

Male genitals engulfed by fat, so that when a man is sitting his stomach fat rolls down into more fat rolls in the crotch area. As fat as a hippopotamus.

`Did you see that guy back there at the bus stop? He was so fat, his hipposcrotamus was hanging off the bench.

hipposcrotamus by bonnief December 9, 2008

Hippopotamus Cooch 

Used to define a chubby, wrinkled, to' up twat.

Star Jones wearing spandex looks like a hippopotamus eating a lemon. Star Jones has hippopotamus cooch.

Hippopotamus Cooch by JesusChristSupaFreak March 28, 2005

Twat Hippopotamus

An abnormally overused pussy . So loose that dicks get lost in that jungle .

Brian: That bitch was so loose that I got no pleasure . It felt like I was sticking my dick in some nasty jello .
Jason: Ew , you caught yourself a twat hippopotamus O.o

Twat Hippopotamus by SuckThePussy October 31, 2011

hippopotamus 

a fat water cow

the ballet chick from fantasia

hippopotamus by Schnerd February 26, 2003

Hippopotamus 

A really cool Opotamus.

Q: Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?

A: A really cool Opotamus!

Hippopotamus by Entr' Acte December 24, 2009

hippopotamus doorknob 

Noun. A process in which a person shoves an umbrella in his or her anus, and then promptly opens it up, thus making his or her asshole larger. The misguided soul then proceeds to put watermelon-sized anal beads into his or her rectum. This being must then try to regurgitate these objects into a friend's mouth. Finally, the friend runs to the nearest zoo naked and gets impaled by a rhinoceros.

- Damn son, why you so stressed today? Did ya take a hippopotamus doorknob recently?
- Yes, my anus is still sore.
- I'm sorry for your loss.

hippopotamus doorknob by Brolijah May 7, 2014