not happening

1. an event, band, person or anything that is not cool, interesting, or attractive. usually used to give a negative recommendation about something

Man, that girl is not happening. She should put on some more clothes.

by K.D. Freedman February 9, 2009

hipporina

a girl with a body disproportioned to her legs.

a girl with a body of a hippo and legs of a ballerina ergo hipporina.

by lupaslupas August 17, 2009

Mothman shit happening

strange occurances on road trips, particularly near Kinston, NC

"Holy shit, Mason, we're lost....this is some Mothman shit happening"

by Heather June 10, 2003

The Happening

Mark Wahlberg's biggest mistake.

Mark's Agent: Mark, I got you a part in "the happening". Its about plants that make people kill themselves
Mark: Well, it can't be that bad...

by t-man253 October 22, 2010

Bryce Harpering

When a good looking male athlete cannot prevent himself from acting like a douchebag in a social setting. This person can never properly connect with his peers. Will always eventually revert back to meat-head status.

Dj was having a great time at the party, but he eventually started Bryce Harpering.

We needed Eric to chill-out and stop Bryce Harpering.

by ponzi_joe May 17, 2013

beat happening

The Beat Happening is an Indie band that formed in the 80's. Their label is K Records. They're a band that many people turned to in a time of MTV's unfortunate popularity. Beat Happening were leaders in the Indie wave that many of us are all fond of nowadays. The band is from Olympia, WA. Characterized by Calvin Johnson's deep voice, rhythmic, yet not overdone guitar play, and beat producing drum playing, Beat Happening provides some good music for those of you that are just sick of listening to the force-fed shit that you get from MTV.

Good Beat Happening songs include: Cry for a Shadow, Indian Summer, Hot Chocolate Boy, You Turn Me On, Foggy Eyes....

by Fuck You Music Television June 22, 2008

Hoopering

“Hoopering” is the act of “liking”, thumbing up, or “hearting” one’s own posts on social media. It is akin to high-fiving oneself after masturbating.

That douche canoe is always Hoopering his own posts to make them appear to have more support than they actually do.

by M3Me October 2, 2018