hopocalypse

When all the police are on the street and all the hos disappear and you can't find no paid poonany.

Me: "No hoes, no pimps... I think this is a hopocalypse."

You: "Yeah, I've heard of those."

by arsmagna November 1, 2015

Hickocalypse

When there is an alarmingly large gathering of hicks and/or rednecks. So many, that it appears as though they are taking over the world.

Much like the feared zombie apocalypse, but with hicks/rednecks instead, which is much more frightening.

Citizens: "Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband, THE HICKOCALYPSE IS UPON US!"

Hick/Redneck: "YEEEEEEHAAWWWW!" *runs over citizen with truck*

by Miss. D. Meener April 12, 2011

Bipocalypse

Originating during quarantine - Black, Indigenous, and People Of Color (BIPOC) decided to take the time to do inner soul work, rest, chill, change their jobs, or start their own business. While the majority of white people decided to leave their homes, go to restaurants, gather with many others, start gofundmes for their pandemic weddings, as well as get Covid during the stay at home order.

Little do white people know… adapting to different outcomes, situations, and general respect towards mankind is ingrained in something people of color call “culture” or maybe even just “manners”.

The bipocalypse has just begun as people of color have grown stronger together with the few yet self-aware white allies. We are watching white people from the sidelines fall and crumble managing their own miserable lives.

“Wow, you improved yourself first and then your neighborhood and then the community? You are invited to the Bipocalypse.”

“A gofundme for your wedding? Isn’t the front page of gofundme funding for BIPOC injustices or medical expenses - because of Covid? Sorry, you can’t RSVP to the Bipocalypse. Have fun gofuckingyourself.”

“You willingly saw Dave Matthew’s Band? You can’t come to the Bipocalypse.”

by Princest October 24, 2022

IPocalypse

a phenomenon marked by exhaustion of IP addresses that identify destinations for digital traffic. The proposed solution lies in switching over from the existing IPv4 standard to that of IPv6 that allows trillions of Internet addresses vis-à-vis the former that allows a paltry 4 billion or so addresses. The big pool in the sky, a giver of IP addresses and a fast-draining reservoir of addresses maintained by the non-profit organization Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Addresses (ICANN), is going to run out in the next few weeks. The number of addresses IPv6 allows is a whopping 340 undecillion (followed by 36 zeroes), enough for a trillion people.

Do not worry about an IPocalypse. It is not going to take place any time soon.

by uttam maharjan January 26, 2011

ipocalypse

The end of the internet.

After the ipocalypse everything went back to how it was.

by Jack Tree December 14, 2017

Sipocalypse

A drinking session that escalates from “just one drink” to full-blown chaos, existential revelations, and probably crying in the Uber. The vibes shift from chill to catastrophic with no warning.

“Started with wine and a cute playlist. Ended in a sipocalypse. I confessed my love to the bartender and Venmo’d my ex $200.”
“We were just doing tequila shots and then suddenly I was slow dancing with a mop. Classic sipocalypse.”

by Nords1313 May 27, 2025

aipocalypse

A word to describe the massive surge in AI generated content that is constantly swarming every social media site. No matter how hard u try u cannot get away from it.

The aipocalypse is here

by smoking & vaping is for losers August 24, 2025