Hinkle

Someone who hires a sex worker to pose as their girlfriend in order to boost their public image.

That Jackson guy is a right Hinkle, I can't believe his girlfriend is actually an escort he met in Dubai!

by Anna Linnikova August 17, 2023

Higlet

The result of cross breeding between a Hamster and a Piglet. Higlets are known to be mentally retarded, have no co-ordination and little, if any, dignity. Higlets are angry creatures by nature and often prey on young oriental children.

Maaaaan! That Higlet just got smashed by that taxi!!

by Ernlar June 18, 2011

Hinkley Effect

The lingering, long-term damage caused to an area by chemical contamination at the hands of a major corporation.

Made famous by the movie "Erin Brockovich", the town of Hinkley, California suffered large scale contamination of its drinking water with hexavalent chromium, a lethal chemical known to cause cancer and damage the respiratory system, kidneys, liver, skin and eyes. In 1996 the residents of Hinkley were awarded the largest settlement payout in history from PG&E, but many left the area afterwards, fearing continued deception at the hands of the company. It's now largely a ghost town - that's the Hinkley Effect.

by Danny Anonymous September 27, 2020

Hingleyed

To receive a complicated enquiry regarding an education order

Andrew was on holiday last week and when XYZ University called Greg got well and truely Hingleyed

by halfhuman August 10, 2010

Hinkle-huck

(V) to go big and hope for the best when all bets are off.

1. "Did you study for that math midterm?"
"No I just Hinkle-hucked it..."

2. "What did you try to do on that last wave?"
" I don't even know. I just Hinkle-hucked it."

by Skinn Rols September 3, 2014

hangleberry

When you're on the toilet going number two, that last piece of poo that just won't come out. It just hangs there no matter how much you sway, until you can finally exert enough force to pinch it off.

"Man, I had the worst hangleberry at work the other day. I think everyone there knew I was having a hard time dropping the deuce."

by wienus March 29, 2009

twinges on the hinges

another way of saying arthritis

Sister : Dad can't come snowboarding next week bro!

Brother : Why not?

Sister : You know, the old twinges on the hinges again!!

Brother : Oh yeah, forgot how old he was getting!

by bubble28 December 23, 2008