A small monkey used to aid a disabled person. They are very well trained and perform such tasks as fetching food, turning lights on and off, and retrieving assorted small objects.
My helper monkey brought me the paper, breakfast, and my remote. It's so nice not to have to rely on other people for help.
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The word Hesperophobia was coined by political scientist Robert Conquest. Its roots are the Greek words hesperos, which means “the west” and phobos, which means “fear,” but which when used as an English suffix can also carry the meaning “hate”.
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"Don't spread that herperderp you have there!" (N).
"Your herperderp has really folded on you hasn't it?" (Adj).
"Your herperderp has really folded on you hasn't it?" (Adj).
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That helperton insisted on bagging my groceries, and he put all of the heavy frozen foods in a single paper bag which ripped apart as I was carrying it out.
by boyziggy June 25, 2017
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Kid: "Im so hungry. Are you going to feed me?"
Dad: "Yeah. I made some hotdog helper."
Kid: "Wtf!? Are you trying to kill me?"
Dad: "Yeah. I made some hotdog helper."
Kid: "Wtf!? Are you trying to kill me?"
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