hemisected

A term created by Mike Wozniak on Taskmaster, to describe someone cut in half through the waist.

Did you hear about Mike? He got hemisected, poor bloke!

by Lilithh2333 March 28, 2021

Hermis

Pulling a Hermis is being incompetent and arguing with everyone in the hermis's path. The Hermis is a wild and uncontrollable being.

Guy: Lets play some cs:s
The Hermis: ohhh noooozzz, I got to go to Hyperaudio to fix my d1s

Guy: Don't pull a hermis

by The Cat from Above January 21, 2011

Hemisphere

The act of exposing the male genitalia after lifting the scrotum over the entire penis towards the stomach. This forms a half globe of hairy scrotum skin, affectionately known as The Hemisphere.

I discovered the Hemisphere the other day while washing my under-scrotum in the shower.

I heard my roommate about to come into the room, so I got a nice hemisphere ready for him. Turns out it was his girlfriend, instead. My bad.

The Hemisphere is a personal favorite. When no one's looking, prepare it quickly, and they'll have a pleasant surprise waiting for them when they notice.

by Jakenastics March 11, 2009

hesmes

another word for Handsome

He is so hesmes

by utdc October 10, 2021

Hemish

Hemish was a Hong Kong born Calorific California Chemist who developed the theory of chemistry. His work is also known for its influence on the periodic table of science, He was a pride to his culture (Indians). The University he worked in was a very famous university in California. He was really popular at his University but then he got ditched by one of his friends and in depression he left his university and he was never to be found again.

I wish if I would be as smart as Hemish !!!

by Hemish II June 1, 2019

hemisphere

v., lesbian slang, to engage in a rather lofty boobjob

Patricia, darling, I will hemisphere you within an inch of your life. Prepare yourself.

by Memetan August 18, 2006

Hessischer Lucky Punch

When you bend a girl over, switch off the lights and take a few steps back. Then, run towards her full-speed and try to hit any hole. When you hit the jackpot, you have successfully performed a Hessischer Lucky Punch.

+++ implies a boner +++

Bruh, I gave that girl a Hessischer Lucky Punch last night!

by Frankfurter Jung May 2, 2019