Ground Beef

The act of exposing a large portion of your scrotum to an unsuspecting onlooker without exposing a testicle or anything besides the disgusting and hairy skin of your ball sack.
The Ground Beef is way worse than the goat or the hemisphere cause it can take someone a bit of staring before they figure out what is going on.

The Ground Beef could be the grossest thing i have ever seen.

If you get a good enough Ground Beef going, you can flick your wrist back and forth and get a sound like a ball slap. Its awesome.
by Jakenastics February 23, 2009
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Hemisphere

The act of exposing the male genitalia after lifting the scrotum over the entire penis towards the stomach. This forms a half globe of hairy scrotum skin, affectionately known as The Hemisphere.
I discovered the Hemisphere the other day while washing my under-scrotum in the shower.

I heard my roommate about to come into the room, so I got a nice hemisphere ready for him. Turns out it was his girlfriend, instead. My bad.

The Hemisphere is a personal favorite. When no one's looking, prepare it quickly, and they'll have a pleasant surprise waiting for them when they notice.
by Jakenastics March 11, 2009
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