hemisected 

A term created by Mike Wozniak on Taskmaster, to describe someone cut in half through the waist.

Did you hear about Mike? He got hemisected, poor bloke!

hemisected by Lilithh2333 March 28, 2021

Heiseted 

The term used to describe what happens to people who gave money to the Libertarian Party Mises Caucus (LPMC) so the caucus' chair could quit his job, draw a salary from the caucus and read books and play video games all day.

I got Heiseted the Libertarian Party Mises Caucus leadership.

Heiseted by Wandering Moose June 1, 2021