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herpetitus 

Is what you mess with a bunch of hookers. A cross section of herpes and hepititus.
Yo, man, he sticks his prick into anything, he gon give someone herpetitus.
herpetitus by Ihatelawyers March 20, 2017

hermetically 

sealed by a dude to a reasonable degree
Dan hermetically sealed the chips for Brian in a ziplock baggie.
hermetically by Pseudonym May 13, 2005

Heretics 

A broad term usually applied to the lowest forms of humanity out there: Orks, furries, feminists, college students, Tumblr users, Reptilians, and anime goddesses.

According to the Heresy Decree by the Law of the Imperial Truth, any members within these groups is automatically deemed a heretic.
According to the Codex Astartes, "All Heretics are to be purged instantly. If non-Heretics are found sheltering, befriending, or in any way expressing sympathy to a Heretic, they are, themselves, Heretics, and are to be purged at once."
Brother Midael: "Heretics....... the lowest form of creatures in existence."

Hermetic 

everything can be hermetic
my breakfast tasted hermetic
my boyfriend is very hermetic
Hermetic by Hermetic guy September 12, 2019

hermeticlock

2b2t player with a hilariously large ad budget. (taken verbatim from his instagram bio)
that feeling when oldfags get hermeticlock ads in their insta
hermeticlock by InvaderInvader October 28, 2020
This mf DT deadass trippin, kids next door is boo boo checks compared to Teen Titans
That mf so Heretical he be lyin all the time
Heretical by Uzio August 16, 2021