Hermetic 

everything can be hermetic

my breakfast tasted hermetic
my boyfriend is very hermetic

Hermetic by Hermetic guy September 12, 2019

hermetic vagina 

a vagina with so narrow a vulva that even air, in jocular parlance, cannot enter.

His wife has a hermetic vagina and so he has not had sex with her for donkey’s years. Still, he has not divorced her.

hermetic vagina by uttam maharjan February 3, 2012

hermetitheistic 

adj. When one surrounds him/herself exclusively with those of similar religious beliefs to the extent that he/she begins to confuse baseless faith with proven knowledge.

The pastor leads such a hermetitheistic life that it's almost impossible for his new neighbor to to make smalltalk with him.

hermetitheistic by Captain Drag-Ass May 3, 2009

heretic 

n 1: a person who holds religious beliefs in conflict with the dogma of the Roman Catholic Church syn: misbeliever, religious outcast
2: a person who holds unorthodox opinions in any field (not merely religion)

He doesnt believe in god, he's a heretic.

heretic by adrian (atl) September 28, 2005

Heretic 

Invented with the creation and spread of Christianity, a heretic (in the middle-ages) is every one who did not accept or questioned the Catholic church or its laws. Unlike what the Church spread, Heretics were rarely Satanists or non-believers.
In fact, in many cases, they had a stronger and more realist belief in God than that of the Church followers. It is just that the Heretics believed the Church's ways were wrong and corrupted, and that is why they followed their own way.

Many great people through history were Heretics, and they were punished and executed by the Church.

Heretic by Urban_Fellow July 17, 2006

Heretic's Fork 

noun:

A medieval torture device which consisted of a two-sided fork which would be strapped to the victims neck so that any movement of the jaw caused extreme pain.

The victim was then forced to say the word "abiuro" which is latin for "I recant" or else they were hung or burned at the stake.

This device qualifies as a funkatron.

Tom: "I don't really think that god exists..."

Bill: "STFU or Im gonna tell the pope and he will strap a Heretic's Fork to your neck!"

Tom: "..."

Heretic's Fork by Argonak April 12, 2008

Heretic Anthem 

The gretest song ever made. It was made by the Metal group Slipknot, and sung by Corey Taylor. Very hard, very heavy, veary true to life. Man is simply 555. I am 6(sic)6.

I'm a pop star threat and I'm not dead yet
Got a super dred bet with an angel drug head
Like a dead beat winner. I want to be a sinner
An idolized bang for the industry killer.
A hideous man that you don't understand
Throw a suicide party and I'm guaranteed to fucking snap.
It's suicidic, It's pornoholic.
Breakdowns, Obscenities, It's all I wanna be.
If You're 555 then I'm 666.
If you're 555 I'm 666.
If you're 555 then I'm 666 (what's it like to be a heretic)
If you're 555 I'm 666. (what's it like to be a heretic)

Heretic Anthem by Hao Sama September 16, 2004