Heycock

Heycock is a hot welsh dragon who sleeps with fresh meat. He likes italian, english, scottish, welsh and american girls and especailly loves females of the boatie variety. Legend, awesome guy and absolute sex god!

'That boatie is such a Heycock, he's had half w1 already!'
'I wish I was a Heycock, he breeds like a rabbit'

by scubakinners January 23, 2011

henock

A boy who is nice funny cares and will never disrespect women and is kind and understanding

Allison:My boyfriend is a jerk
Sam:You should date a henock

by Henock September 1, 2012

Herbie Hancock

The answer Tommy Boy leaves on his test in the movie Tommy Boy.

John Hankcock, ha, its Herbie Hankcock.

by Zoolander August 7, 2005

John Hancocked

To be "John Handcocked" is to have a man ejaculate into his hand - and with the semen still pooled in his hand - slap an individual across the face. The name derives from the man's proverbial "ink" which spouts from his "pen." He then claims what is rightfully his by marking his territory.

This is most appropriate at Ugly Sweater Christmas Parties, or when a prostitute gets out of line. Especially applicable to any girls that may own a California Tan boutique and hail from Appalachia.

Kristen: "Oh my god, you'll never believe what Paul did last night!"

Sarah: "What?"

Kristen: "He nutted in his hand and slapped me across the face with it!"

Sarah: "Oh fuck, Nathan has John Hancocked me all the time, it's not a big deal, he's just claiming what is his."

by Ugly Sweater December 12, 2010

hancock

1. (n.) Surname of John Hancock, merchant, salesman, and prominent Patriot of the American Revolution.

2. (n.) Slang for one's signature.

3. (v.) To sign one's name outrageously flamboyantly.

1. Did you know that John Hancock was unanimously voted as President of the Continental Congress on May 24, 1775?

2. Could you please sign your hancock for your package?

3. Please allow me to hancock all over your paper.

by Powa June 5, 2009

Hancock Syndrome

1. Noun A disease that usually afflicts nerdy, awkward social outcasts. If you contract this disease your social future may be in immediate danger. Outward signs are sometimes hard to notice, but include the following:

1. Constant touching of the penis.
2. Frequent and uncontrollable masturbation.
3. Frequent and bulging erections.

If you think you have contracted Hancock Syndrome, there is no need to panic; the solution is relatively simple. Remove your hand from your pants and leave your house. Find yourself a female, and convince her to have sex with you.

"That dude has been in the bathroom stall for a really long time... Perhaps he has a mad case of the ol' Hancock Syndrome."

by Henry_Hill May 4, 2010

hancock park

Extremely wealthy area of Los Angeles run by a bunch of Free City clad, rambunctious teenagers who know how to party. Larchmont is the heart of Hancock Park, otherwise known as the HP. At night, Larchmont is filled with 11 year old skateboarders in front of blockbuster and druggie teenagers with cold hard cash burning a hole in their pockets at Pickett Fences, LF, and Spirituali. See coolest hood ever bitches.

Yeah, basically all those Santa Monica kids want to move to the HP. Who wouldn't, it's the coolest ever!

by hp kid March 1, 2005